My name is Mitt Romney

I’m a robot

Your vote is all that I want

My mouth says whatever it needs to

I’m programmed to flippity flop

 

With a flip flip

And a flop flop

And a flip-flop

With a flip-flop and a fliperrydoo

Be careful you don't push my buttons

I may strap you to my car roof

 

I once passed an individual mandate

But now I like to rip it apart

I'm against illegal immigration

Unless they're maintaining my yard

 

I'd have let Detroit go bankrupt

But I'll take credit for its success

I'll bet you ten grand that you can't tell

Whether when I say no I mean yes.

With a flip flip

And a flop flop

And a flip-flop

With a flip-flop and a fliperrydoo

Be careful you don't push my buttons

I may strap you to my car roof

 

Some of my best friends are corporations

But I don’t have to tell you which

I'll do whatever they want to

And I’m also Sheldon Adelson’s bitch.

With a flip flip

And a flop flop

And a flip-flop

With a flip flop and a fliperrydoo

Be careful you don't push my buttons

I may strap you to my car roof